I mean, it could just be me...
re: Katie Holmes and her pregnancy...
In other reports, when it comes time for the actress to give birth in several months, it has been suggested that Holmes will attempt a silent labor in keeping with Scientology tradition.
The practice encourages mothers to be to forgo painkillers and to refrain from screaming or even talking as they bring their children into the world. Scientologists believe that the silence reduces trauma during birth and prevents irrational fears later in life.
Let’s break this down just a little bit…
“...forgo painkillers and to refrain from screaming or even talking as they bring their children into the world. Scientologists believe that the silence reduces trauma during birth and prevents irrational fears later in life.”
I’d like to see the report that says, “STUDIES HAVE SHOWN…”
Let’s see how this report would read. Maybe something like this… Studies have shown that taking painkillers and screaming or EVEN TALKING as a woman brings their children into the world has resulted in the fear of eating cotton candy while ice skating, the glow of cell phone backlights, the fear of a poker chip standing on its edge and even the unfortunate fear of clouds that look like minvans.
Jacob is afraid of having a bull live in our back yard. I blame this on Donna taking painkillers during his birth.
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